COOKY

今天弟弟把大他6岁的未婚妻带来了，很不灵，席间，我喝掉了3大汤勺泸州老窖，不过和这件不灵的事没有半点关系。主要是不要钱。喝白酒不仅能让你知道食道的走向，还能让你当回神仙，搓麻将独赢这件灵事是能拉上点关系的。爷爷仍然保持着过年必看西游记的习惯，不许换台！

现在是过年的日子。大家都要往老人家跑的。天冷着，爷爷犯了哮喘，这会儿正裹在被窝里喘着粗气，想帮他开暖炉，他说：不要不要，费电，我被子有电。他称呼不来电热毯就说被子有电。当时把我吓着了。

我很不会拜年，说些好听的话可真难。

今年接到了个新年问好电话，史无前例，当时也把我吓着了，接电话恐惧症不减往年。不过还好，很短，就是“新年愉快”嘛。呵呵。除了这个很人性的电话还有两个很人性的短消息，一个叫做只是分布尚不均匀，一个叫做迷糊不在。

那么，有电的一年应该不会冷吧。

Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on, now.
I hear youre feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
Get you on your feet again.
Relax.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you show me where it hurts?
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I had a fever.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I got that feeling once again.
I cant explain, you would not understand.
This is not how I am.
I have become comfortably numb.
Ok.
Just a little pinprick.
Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. good.
Thatll keep you going for the show.
Come on its time to go.
There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ships smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin.
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb.

以前用这首歌治疗牙疼，现在它还能治点别的。